Hot But Psycho Spicy Blonde Espresso

The red flags were always there. You ignored them anyway.

Crafted from a fiery blend of Central American and African coffees, Hot But Psycho arrives sweet and approachable before revealing its true intentions. Bright citrus muddled with decadent caramelized sugar lead the charge, followed by oh so juicy fruit notes, silky smooth sweetness, the kind of espresso that feels exciting long before you realize you're completely invested. 

At first glance, she seems harmless. Charming, really. But spend enough time with her and you'll quickly realize there's something wild lurking beneath the surface. This is the kind of coffee that teases you into always just one more time. Go ahead, brew it. 

Hot But Psycho vexes the risk-takers, merchants of chaos, and anyone who's ever mistaken a red flag for a personality trait. She's vibrant, energetic, satisfies you in all the right ways, and unpredictable enough to keep you coming back for another sip. 

ROAST LEVEL: Light Blonde Roast
PROCESS: Washed & Natural Process Coffees
REGION: Central America & Africa
VARIETALS: Select Bourbon, Caturra & Heirloom Varieties


VIBE: Dangerous. Magnetic. Impossible to ignore. Like getting that midnight text from someone who has never once improved your decision-making. Whatever you do, don't get this one wet after midnight - or do it. Brewers choice.